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Deadly & Delicious

Dear Maddy,

If I make a set of ceramic dishes out of my loved one, is it inappropriate to have a date over for dinner and use the dishes?

Signed, Deadly & Delicious

 

Dear Deadly & Delicious,

Ethically and morally, you would be compelled to tell your date that you are dining on dishes made out of your dead significant other - in which case he or she would either vomit and run for the hills, or think you are insane. However, if you are in a place to move on, I suggest you invest in new beginnings and buy some new dishes. You can always turn your plated significant other into a wall hanging or put them to use on the anniversary of his or her death by dining in together.

 

To Life, Maddy Banks